Philippians 4:8-9 (Updated for American Christians)

Jared Witt   |   Oct 9, 2020

"Finally, beloved,
Whatever your voter base wants to hear,
Whatever is profitable,
Whatever maintains law and order,
Whatever gets a retweet,
Whatever pleases your kind of people,
Whatever investors want,
If there is anything advantageous and if there is anything that helps the bottom line, think on these things.
Keep on doing the things that you have learned and received and heard and seen on network news and the Bull of Wall Street will be with you."

                                - Philippians 4:8-9 (a paraphrase)